Mysterious MUZAK!

It was one of those fatal moments when all the details around you become suddenly crystal clear, and you could write a whole 10-volume set of travelogue descriptions about them. What Otto noticed most of all was the muzak playing softly on the PA system. It was the Rolling Stones hit 'Goodbye Ruby Tuesday' as performed by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

He hit the tiled floor, and a rain of bullets cut through the chest of the Galleria security guard. Now he had some quick decisions to make, and in each case the result might be INSTANT DEATH! Should he--

Go ahead and buy that cheapass suit?

Give himself a kick in the head?

Shadow his assailant 'til he went to the Men's room?