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Cash on HAND!

Beaten and bruised, Sokol pulled out a thick wad of twenties. 'How much're you givin' us?' asked Otto. 'Whatever it takes to get you off my back!' declared Sokol. 'Take a lot to make up for this tuxedo you ruined!' grumbled Lefty. 'Yeah, and I gotta rip in my dress!' said Ethel. 'Honey- that's not Sokol's fault!' said Otto with a little giggle.

Otto and Ethel, both of them flush, hailed a cab and told it to head--

...for the best no-tell hotel in town!

...for the pier, to do a little jetski!

...for Ethel's apartment, to serve the divorce papers!