Her name was ETHEL--
--but she was no Mertz! Shiny brunette hair cascading down from the top of her head, beautiful doll-like face, and legs like something outta a Fred Ward cartoon! When she walked in, bluezy jazz music started playin' in the background-- BUT WHO WAS LISTENING?!?
Otto had no choice. Actually he had three choices which were:
Ponder the morality of the aforementioned.
Get just a little bit spontaneous!