Wasalille bourbon buhtweeen FRIENDS!

This time Otto was absolutely certain that he had learned how to remain loquacious while becoming preemptively plastered. 'WORKY-WORKY-WORKY!' declared Otto, 'I duhhlluhh muh suh duuh!'

'Have another?' asked bartender Bonnie, deciding to herself that two would be his limit. Little did she know that--

Otto's incoherent mutterings revealed the entire key to the city's corruption for the past fifty years!

Soon all of her patrons would be drowning their sorrows as the new millenium approached!

Just a little lipstick, and she'd be lookin' FINE!