Unreasonable EXPECTATIONS!

'Does Gus bother you?' came Ethel's question, in her patented breathy voice. 'I could get used to him,' said Otto, '--with about fifty years of intense PSYCHOTHERAPY!' 'For you or for him?' asked Ethel.

'For YOU, ya silly dame! Why'd you marry a drooler like him?' Ethel blushed. 'Gus takes care of me!' she said. 'You wouldn't know it, but all that blood splashed on the walls, that belongs to pests from every COLLECTION AGENCY in this city!' Shaking his head, Otto--

...walked over and kissed her!

...mentally compared her to various wild animals he knew about!

...decided that in spite of numerous character flaws, this was the woman who should have his CHILD!