Shadow of a DROUGHT!

All was quiet when Otto entered the building. He tried the taps, but some screwball had turned the water off! That meant he couldn't take a bath, which meant that he couldn't dress up in his new cheapass suit, which meant that he couldn't go find Ethel and impress the skirt offa her!

'Got a problem, Mr. Biography?' said a voice. Otto turned, but all he saw was a shadow against the wall, a shadow of a man who should've known he wasn't welcome in this house, nosiree BOB!

Otto shot the shadow and called the police!

Otto sat back for what he feared would be a long and pointless conversation!

Otto said, in a horse voice, 'I'm lookin' for a guy-- you seen one?'